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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sep-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

grannylyn65 Sat 19-Sep-20 19:15:00

Oh no 🙄

Hellogirl1 Sat 19-Sep-20 21:16:12

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It`s simply absurd
And should be unheard

Juliet27 Sat 19-Sep-20 22:09:16

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It`s simply absurd
And should be unheard
We need to have a compromise

We’re still in the season of mists

Jangran99 Sat 19-Sep-20 23:02:00

We’re still in the season of mists
Mellow fruitfulness still persists

crazyH Sat 19-Sep-20 23:33:23

We’re still in the season of mists
Mellow fruitfulness still persists
Leaves starting to fall

Jangran99 Sun 20-Sep-20 16:17:03

We’re still in the season of mists
Mellow fruitfulness still persists
Leaves starting to fall
The geese honking call

Juliet27 Mon 21-Sep-20 07:42:10

We’re still in the season of mists
Mellow fruitfulness still persists
Leaves starting to fall
The geese honking call
I must check the migration lists

Redwings will soon be arriving

crazyH Mon 21-Sep-20 12:18:48

Redwings will soon be arriving
They're settling, they seem to be thriving

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 22-Sep-20 11:26:28

Redwings will soon be arriving
They're settling, they seem to be thriving
Such a lovely sight

Juliet27 Tue 22-Sep-20 19:42:49

Redwings will soon be arriving
They're settling, they seem to be thriving
Such a lovely sight
They migrate at night

Jangran99 Tue 22-Sep-20 21:14:11

Redwings will soon be arriving
They're settling, they seem to be thriving
Such a lovely sight
They migrate at night
And my spirit they‘re reviving

It’s back, The Great British Bake Off !

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Sep-20 09:12:00

It's back, The Great British Bake Off!
To those bakers, my hat I'll doff

Juliet27 Fri 25-Sep-20 14:03:03

It's back, The Great British Bake Off!
To those bakers, my hat I'll doff
I’m a hopeless cook 🥴

Jangran99 Fri 25-Sep-20 14:07:26

It's back, The Great British Bake Off!
To those bakers, my hat I'll doff
I’m a hopeless cook 🥴
Buy a recipe book👩‍🍳

Juliet27 Fri 25-Sep-20 16:10:28

It's back, The Great British Bake Off!
To those bakers, my hat I'll doff
I’m a hopeless cook 🥴
Buy a recipe book👩‍🍳
It makes no difference - you may scoff!

But I can produce a good roast

Hellogirl1 Fri 25-Sep-20 22:04:35

But I can produce a good roast
It certainly beats beans on toast

crazyH Fri 25-Sep-20 22:16:01

But I can produce a good roast
It certainly beats beans on toast
Yorkshire pudding

Jangran99 Fri 25-Sep-20 23:22:10

But I can produce a good roast
It certainly beats beans on toast
Yorkshire pudding
And including

Juliet27 Sat 26-Sep-20 06:28:21

But I can produce a good roast
It certainly beats beans on toast
Yorkshire pudding
And including
Perfect roast spuds, and I can boast

These mornings are getting so dark

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 26-Sep-20 14:10:55

These mornings are getting dark
Suits you if you're a morning lark

Juliet27 Sat 26-Sep-20 21:23:38

These mornings are getting so dark
Suits you if you're a morning lark
The clocks will soon change

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 30-Sep-20 11:42:58

These mornings are getting so dark
Suits you if you're a morning lark
The clocks will soon change
How that does derange

crazyH Wed 30-Sep-20 18:31:21

These mornings are getting so dark
Suits you if you're a morning lark
The clocks will soon change
How that does derange
My dog, quite loud she does bark.

The quiet and peace of lockdown

Jangran99 Wed 30-Sep-20 20:47:15

The quiet and peace of lockdown
No exchange for a busy town