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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sep-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

crazyH Sun 20-Sep-20 09:41:03

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise
My mood's not right

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Sep-20 09:37:28

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all the symbolise
My mood's not right
And my belt's too tight

Elrel Wed 23-Sep-20 23:43:42

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all the symbolise
My mood's not right
And my belt's too tight
I don’t want to go up a size.

There was spicy Christmas pud

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Sep-20 09:41:52

There was spicy Christmas pud
If dropped, will it land with a thud?

henetha Thu 24-Sep-20 10:15:26

There was spicy Christmas pud
If dropped, will it land with a thud?
And give me indigestion?

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 25-Sep-20 09:37:42

There was spicy Christmas pud
If dropped, will it land with a thud?
And give me indigestion?
That is the question

henetha Fri 25-Sep-20 09:54:37

There was spicy Christmas pud
If dropped, will it land with a thud?
And give me indigestion?
That is the question
I'll eat it though as it tastes good.

With lots of Devon clotted cream

Juliet27 Fri 25-Sep-20 13:58:45

With lots of Devon clotted cream
Flavoured with brandy it’s a dream

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 26-Sep-20 14:14:36

With lots of Devon clotted cream
Flavoured with brandy it's a dream
That's what I like most

Juliet27 Sat 26-Sep-20 17:19:47

With lots of Devon clotted cream
Flavoured with brandy it's a dream
That's what I like most
With jam on my toast

crazyH Sat 26-Sep-20 19:40:47

With lots of Devon clotted cream
Flavoured with brandy it's a dream
That's what I like most
With jam on my toast
Guess what - I'm not all what I seem.

At buffets, I'm first past the post

Juliet27 Sun 27-Sep-20 06:41:42

At buffets, I'm first past the post
I often embarrass the host

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Sep-20 11:12:40

At buffets, I'm first past the post
I often embarrass the host
Pass those sausage rolls

Juliet27 Sun 27-Sep-20 14:24:48

At buffets, I'm first past the post
I often embarrass the host
Pass those sausage rolls
And what’s in those bowls?

crazyH Sun 27-Sep-20 22:40:32

At buffets, I'm first past the post
I often embarrass the host
Pass those sausage rolls
And what’s in those bowls?
It's pasta, I'm having the most.

Always been short, fat and tubby

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 28-Sep-20 09:59:56

Always been short, fat and tubby
Unlike tall, slim and fit hubby

henetha Mon 28-Sep-20 10:23:14

Always been short, fat and tubby
Unlike tall, slim and fit hubby
But we fit like a glove

crazyH Mon 28-Sep-20 11:48:39

Always been short, fat and tubby
Unlike tall, slim and fit hubby
But we fit like a glove
Because we're in love

Gwenisgreat1 Mon 28-Sep-20 11:50:46

Always been short, fat and tubby
Unlike tall, slim and fit hubby
But we fit like a glove
Because we're in love
All we need now is a bubby

crazyH Mon 28-Sep-20 11:57:17

Start line please Gwenisgreat1......

henetha Tue 29-Sep-20 09:52:14

Start line please, Gwenisgreat
I'm impatient, just can't wait

Juliet27 Tue 29-Sep-20 18:21:28

Start line please, Gwenisgreat
I'm impatient, just can't wait
Reminders we need

crazyH Tue 29-Sep-20 19:10:28

Start line please, Gwenisgreat
I'm impatient, just can't wait
Reminders we need
To complete, indeed

henetha Wed 30-Sep-20 10:23:15

Start line please, Gwenisgreat
I'm impatient, just can't wait
Reminders we need
To complete, indeed,
Our limericks do get in a state!

But it's very good fun trying