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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 20:51:21

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum
And helps with my digestion

Whisky straight , is my second choice

Hellogirl1 Sun 14-Feb-21 00:27:04

Whisky straight, is my second choice
It helps to lubricate my voice

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 01:11:04

Whisky straight, is my second choice
It helps to lubricate my voice
Worries disappear

Juliet27 Sun 14-Feb-21 01:44:06

Whisky straight, is my second choice
It helps to lubricate my voice
Worries disappear
And all becomes clear

Mollygo Sun 14-Feb-21 06:34:49

Whisky straight is my second choice
It helps to lubricate my voice
Worries disappear
And all becomes clear
When hangover’s gone, I’ll rejoice!

The hair of a dog makes me choke!

Juliet27 Sun 14-Feb-21 07:17:49

The hair of a dog makes me choke!
And so does the cure of egg yolk!

nanna8 Sun 14-Feb-21 07:50:13

The hair of a dog makes me choke!
And so does the cure of egg yolk!
Let’s drink another

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 10:55:43

The hair of a dog makes me choke!
And so does the cure of egg yolk!
Let’s drink another
But don’t tell mother

polomint Sun 14-Feb-21 10:59:28

The hair of a dog makes me choke!
And so does the cure of egg yolk!
Let’s drink another
But don’t tell mother
Cos she'll give you a glass of coke

I love to walk out in the snow

Juliet27 Sun 14-Feb-21 11:03:03

I love to walk out in the snow
When it’s still unsullied I go

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 11:25:22

I love to walk out in the snow
When it’s still unsullied I go
Hats, gloves, fur-lined boots

Jangran99 Sun 14-Feb-21 17:17:09

I love to walk out in the snow
When it’s still unsullied I go
Hats, gloves, fur-lined boots
Then don’t give two hoots

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 17:27:29

I love to walk out in the snow
When it’s still unsullied I go
Hats, gloves, fur-lined boots
Then don’t give two hoots
Whatever the elements throw.

Warm air sure does more harm than good

Ashcombe Sun 14-Feb-21 17:35:57

Warm air sure does more harm than good
But when cold, I don a warm hood.

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 17:44:00

Warm air sure does more harm than good
But when cold, I don a warm hood.
Zipped up to my chin

polomint Sun 14-Feb-21 18:02:27

Warm air sure does more harm than good
But when cold, I don a warm hood.
Zipped up to my chin
And not dressed for sin

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 19:27:33

Warm air sure does more harm than good
But when cold, I don a warm hood.
Zipped up to my chin
And not dressed for sin
He’ll be disappointed, that dude !

Wish I was bubbling with Darcy

Mollygo Sun 14-Feb-21 19:33:58

I wish I was bubbling with Darcy
Careful with my metatarsi

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 22:02:20

I wish I was bubbling with Darcy
Careful with my metatarsi
They give me such gyp

Jangran99 Mon 15-Feb-21 01:48:24

Wish I was bubbling with Darcy
Careful with my metatarsi
They give me such gyp
They don't have much grip

crazyH Mon 15-Feb-21 01:54:02

Wish I was bubbling with Darcy
Careful with my metatarsi
They give me such gyp
They don't have much grip
The doctors they don’t have mercy

They told me to use good insoles

Jangran99 Mon 15-Feb-21 01:56:53

They told me to use good insoles
When hiking, to use walking poles

FarNorth Mon 15-Feb-21 05:48:53

They told me to use good insoles
When hiking, to use walking poles
But I skip along

Juliet27 Mon 15-Feb-21 07:21:27

They told me to use good insoles
When hiking, to use walking poles
But I skip along
Feeling oh so strong