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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

Jangran99 Sat 01-May-21 18:47:50

A young pretender to the throne
Implied that I was an old crone

crazyH Sat 01-May-21 19:08:29

A young pretender to the throne
Implied that I was an old crone
“How cheeky!” I thought

Juliet27 Sat 01-May-21 20:40:39

A young pretender to the throne
Implied that I was an old crone
“How cheeky!” I thought
“No better than ought!”

Hellogirl1 Sat 01-May-21 23:32:49

A young pretender to the throne
Implied that I was an old crone
"How cheeky!" I thought
"No better than ought!"
Now I will just go off and moan

I`ve just gone and written a pome

Juliet27 Sun 02-May-21 06:19:22

I`ve just gone and written a pome
It’s all about my cosy home

Jangran99 Sun 02-May-21 08:10:45

I`ve just gone and written a pome
It’s all about my cosy home
Its snug inglenook

nanna8 Sun 02-May-21 08:38:44

I’ve just gone and written a pome
It’s all about my cosy home
Its snug inglenook
A good mystery book

Jangran99 Thu 06-May-21 00:37:28

I’ve just gone and written a pome
It’s all about my cosy home
Its snug inglenook
A good mystery book
And a bath of sweet-smelling foam

It’s my bit of heaven on earth

Hellogirl1 Thu 06-May-21 22:55:48

It`s my bit of heaven on earth
Set right in the hills above Perth

Juliet27 Fri 07-May-21 06:54:40

It`s my bit of heaven on earth
Set right in the hills above Perth
In Australia?

grannylyn65 Fri 07-May-21 07:31:03

It’s not
So what have you got

Juliet27 Sat 08-May-21 09:16:57

Er..I'll add to my last line

It`s my bit of heaven on earth
Set right in the hills above Perth
In Australia?
Or the one nearer

Jangran99 Sat 08-May-21 21:08:45

It`s my bit of heaven on earth
Set right in the hills above Perth
In Australia?
Or the one nearer
In Scotland beside the Tay Firth

I call it my wee But and Ben

Hellogirl1 Sun 09-May-21 23:08:52

I call it my wee But and Ben
My cottage is also my den

Juliet27 Mon 10-May-21 15:06:55

I call it my wee But and Ben
My cottage is also my den
A haven it is

crazyH Mon 10-May-21 15:21:16

I call it my wee But and Ben
My cottage is also my den
A haven it is
The thatch you can’t miss

Jangran99 Mon 10-May-21 15:24:06

I call it my wee But and Ben
My cottage is also my den
A haven it is
It's called "Hers 'n' His"

Juliet27 Tue 11-May-21 16:11:26

I call it my wee But and Ben
My cottage is also my den
A haven it is
It's called "Hers 'n' His"
It’s hidden away in the glen

Oh! to be away from the crowds

Jangran99 Thu 20-May-21 23:43:34

Oh! to be away from the crowds
As sunset is painting the clouds

crazyH Fri 21-May-21 00:45:18

Oh! to be away from the crowds
As sunset is painting the clouds
A hammock is best

Hellogirl1 Fri 21-May-21 21:39:56

Oh! to be away from the crowds
As sunset is painting the clouds
A hammock is best
For causing much jest

Juliet27 Sun 23-May-21 08:35:26

Oh! to be away from the crowds
As sunset is painting the clouds
A hammock is best
For causing much jest
Especially covered in shrouds

Sometimes limericks lose their way

crazyH Sun 23-May-21 09:09:27

Sometimes limericks lose their way
I know , I’ve often gone astray

Jangran99 Sun 23-May-21 15:56:44

Sometimes limericks lose their way
I know , I’ve often gone astray
There's words with no rhyme