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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

cb1963 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:35:54

There was a young man from Tyrone.
Who would not detach from his phone.
He would natter all day

henetha Sun 18-Jul-21 12:26:12

There was a young man from Tyrone.
Who would not detach from his phone.
He would natter all day
As his Mum would pay

Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 12:41:19

And he just couldn’t leave it alone

henetha Sun 18-Jul-21 12:55:56

Please can you start a new Limerick Infinity2?

Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 15:10:58

His mother said that’s it I’m through

crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 16:11:01

His mother said that’s it I’m through
Go live with your father in Crewe

Crocus5 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:01:06

His mother said that’s it I’m through
Go live with you father in Crewe
Just get on a train

Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:03:00

You’ve been such a pain

Ashcombe Sun 18-Jul-21 17:07:33

His mother said that’s it I’m through
Go live with your father in Crewe
Just get on a train.
You’ve been such a pain,
No nonsense nor hullabaloo.

In Crewe, the lad became lost

Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:36:11

But found a tenner that someone had tossed

crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 19:56:07

In Crewe, the lad became lost
But found a tenner that was tossed
He bought a Big Mac

Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 21:15:10

And got back on track

henetha Mon 19-Jul-21 11:40:43

In Crewe, the lad became lost
But found a tenner that was tossed
He bought a Big Mac
And got back on track
Amazed how much everything cost.

He decided he needed a job

cb1963 Mon 19-Jul-21 11:49:55

He decided he needed a new job.
To earn an extra few bob

crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 12:06:08

He decided he needed a new job.
To earn an extra few bob
His scanty CV

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Jul-21 13:07:28

He decided he needed a new job
To earn an extra few bob
His scanty CV
Said little, you see

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 13:28:49

So he ended up in a right cob.

He decided to fly to Bombay

cb1963 Mon 19-Jul-21 13:58:36

He decided to fly to Bombay.
On a ticket that was only one way.

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 15:32:24

He decided to fly to Bombay
On a ticket that was only one way
He sat by a nun

crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 15:40:51

He decided to fly to Bombay
On a ticket that was only one way
He sat by a nun
Who was very glum

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 15:45:53

He decided to fly to Bombay
On a ticket that was only one way
He sat by a nun
Who was very glum
You’d think that he’d asked her to pay.

Dear Lady, he asked , why so sad ?

cb1963 Mon 19-Jul-21 15:50:49

Dear Lady, he asked why so sad?
Surely life can't be that bad.

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 16:42:50

Dear Lady, he asked, why so sad ?
Surely life can’t be that bad
It’s just rubbish, she moaned

crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 17:30:33

Dear Lady, he asked, why so sad ?
Surely life can’t be that bad
It’s just rubbish, she moaned
Nobody has phoned