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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:59:23

Ooops, I'd already started a new game only a couple of seconds before you Crazy😁

Early Wed 06-Oct-21 00:00:26

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?
Four minutes to go

Crocus5 Wed 06-Oct-21 09:12:58

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It’s almost midnight, is there time?
Four minutes to go
So must not be slow

henetha Wed 06-Oct-21 11:08:40

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It’s almost midnight, is there time?
Four minutes to go
So must not be slow
I finished by quarter past nine.

A circus juggler named Bertie

crazyH Wed 06-Oct-21 13:01:01

A circus juggler named Bertie
And his assistant called Gertie

GoldenLady Wed 06-Oct-21 14:28:31

A circus juggler named Bertie
And his assistant called Gertie
Had a clumsy mishap

crazyH Wed 06-Oct-21 20:02:13

A circus juggler named Bertie
And his assistant called Gertie
Had a clumsy mishap
Got into a flap

Early Wed 06-Oct-21 22:51:08

A circus juggler named Bertie
And his assistant called Gertie
Had a clumsy mishap
Got into a flap
Plates crashing down were not purty

A clown called Skittles saved the day

henetha Thu 07-Oct-21 10:07:36

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay

crazyH Thu 07-Oct-21 10:09:29

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay
With bulbous red nose

Early Thu 07-Oct-21 10:55:16

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay
With bulbous red nose
And loud baggy clothes

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Oct-21 13:21:56

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay
With bulbous red nose
And loud baggy clothes
And very big shoes, that's the way.

He drove and his car fell to bits

crazyH Fri 08-Oct-21 13:23:23

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay
With bulbous red nose
And loud baggy clothes
They’re the best, by the way

There’s not much fun on these dull days

GoldenLady Fri 08-Oct-21 14:20:43

There’s not much fun on these dull days
For amusement we each find our ways

Jangran99 Fri 08-Oct-21 14:28:00

There’s not much fun on these dull days
For amusement we find our ways
A good book for me

Juliet27 Fri 08-Oct-21 15:14:18

There’s not much fun on these dull days
For amusement we find our ways
A good book for me
With shortbread and tea

Early Fri 08-Oct-21 15:23:07

There’s not much fun on these dull days
For amusement we find our ways
A good book for me
With shortbread and tea
Or a bun with white icing glaze

Peter the Crackerjack actor

crazyH Fri 08-Oct-21 15:31:30

Peter the Crackerjack actor,
Seen driving a yellow tractor

Jangran99 Fri 08-Oct-21 15:43:37

Peter the Crackerjack actor,
Seen driving a yellow tractor
Gave us a cabbage

Early Fri 08-Oct-21 21:42:48

Peter the Crackerjack actor,
Seen driving a yellow tractor
Gave us a cabbage
Don't drop a package

crazyH Sat 09-Oct-21 16:42:42

Peter the Crackerjack actor,
Seen driving a yellow tractor
Gave us a cabbage
Don't drop a package
Your pay depends on this factor

My dentures are too big for me

Early Sat 09-Oct-21 17:34:40

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily

crazyH Sat 09-Oct-21 17:57:48

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily
Sound like castanets

Juliet27 Sat 09-Oct-21 17:57:57

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily
They click and they clack