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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 18-Oct-22 17:25:19

It's pronounced "Goo-vain". Allegedly.

It started about 25 years ago in a serious online forum about language and grammar when somebody asked seriously about the correct name of the @ symbol. The thread then continued to discuss the formal names of other symbols until it diverged from the original point:

>>>>>> What's a pilcrow?
>>>>> "¶" is a pilcrow. What's an octothorp?
>>>> "#" is an octothorp. What's a virgule?
>>> A virgule is an old musical instrument. What's a spinet
>>A spinet is a small grove of trees. What's a copse?

And so on. It's been going on in various parts of the net since being evicted from the original forum, and has spawned many new threads.

Answer a question imaginatively, ask a "What is" question connected to your answer.

Shall I start?

What's a knees-up?

Ali08 Tue 18-Oct-22 17:27:39

Isn't it a gay old time, Mrs. Brown?

MiniMoon Tue 18-Oct-22 20:34:12

A knees-up is a method of climbing a ladder. What's a ladder?

fairfraise Tue 18-Oct-22 20:49:05

A ladder is a snake that creeps up walls. What's a bender?

Ashcombe Tue 18-Oct-22 21:16:48

A bender is Uri Geller who bends spoons! What's a spoon?

MrsKen33 Wed 19-Oct-22 05:22:40

A spoon is kissing under the moon. What’s a moon?

Parsley3 Wed 19-Oct-22 05:27:33

A moon is what I see when a person wearing ill fitting trousers bends over.
What are trousers?

Ashcombe Wed 19-Oct-22 07:37:05

Trousers are what the dominant partner wears. What is a partner?

MrsKen33 Wed 19-Oct-22 12:27:34

Someone one dances with. what is a dance?

Namsnanny Wed 19-Oct-22 12:41:59

A game played with wolves
What's a wolf?

(Have I got the gist?)

Squiffy Wed 19-Oct-22 19:06:09

A wolf is an animal that lives in forests.

What is a forest?

MrsKen33 Wed 19-Oct-22 19:29:18

For rest you need a bed.
What is a bed?

MissAdventure Wed 19-Oct-22 19:31:56

A bed is where a young soldier called Ed, sir, could always be found.

Until that morning at one when they fired the gun.

What is a gun?

Namsnanny Fri 21-Oct-22 12:43:43

A gun is a machine under which some babies are born.
What is a baby?

fairfraise Fri 21-Oct-22 14:15:20

A baby's a constant joy. What is a constant?

FannyCornforth Fri 21-Oct-22 14:21:29

The Conservative Party.
What is a shower?

nadateturbe Fri 21-Oct-22 14:25:42

FannyC ? (apologies for interrupting)

MrsKen33 Fri 21-Oct-22 16:14:56

A shower is a group of people who don’t know what they are doing.
What is a ‘group’?

Retread Fri 21-Oct-22 16:47:45

A group is like groping, with an "Oops". What is an oops?

fairfraise Fri 21-Oct-22 17:00:31

An "Oops" is going to the loo without a P. What is a P.

fairfraise Fri 21-Oct-22 17:01:25

If I've lowered the tone, apologies.

Mollygo Fri 21-Oct-22 17:07:03

P is an instruction to be quieter in music.
What’s music?

icanhandthemback Fri 21-Oct-22 17:09:26

A p is something that flies off your plate when cutting some meat. What is a plate?

Nell8 Fri 21-Oct-22 17:25:56

Plate is something Sam was asked to do again by a beautiful film star
What is a star?

fairfraise Fri 21-Oct-22 17:26:36

A plate is a plait in New Zealand. What is a plait?

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