A comment about shale gas 'news' on another thread sent me searching for said news and the first place I found it was in Forbes Magazine which is not somewhere I've ever looked for news before. Anyway, having found what I was looking for, I browsed a bit, as you do, and found this article which made me laugh:
www.forbes.com/sites/sap/2012/01/25/you-know-whats-wrong-with-kids-today/
Army horses loose on London streets