There must be more attractive pictures of older women in the stock photo archives than this one. I feel like sending this message to the Daily Telegraph after seeing the photo they used to head up Geraldine's article:-
" Dear sir, I object strongly to being categorised in your paper as a wrinkled boring old fart. I am still living it up and enjoying life to the full at 99.
I shall ram my Ferrari into your Bentley the next time I am in the vicinity of your car park. Then I shall send my toy boy (23) to duff you up. I shall assist him by belabouring you with my zimmer (if I can get out of this b****y car)
Outraged and disgusted of Bournmouth!"