Jacey The Mikado in Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado sings something along the lines of:
My object all sublime,
I shall achieve in time,
To make the punishment fit the crime,
The punishment fit the crime.
To make each prisoner pent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment
Of innocent merriment.
Not I think an enlightened view.
Things you find stressful that other people don't notice.
Is there such a thing as delicious ready meals?
How do you acknowledge Easter.