"I've been sat up in bed for hours, whisky on the bedside table, soft jazz playing in the background, trying to think if I've ever worked with a more idiotic bunch of self centred bastards in my nearly 50 years as a MP.
Nope, still can't think of any. Time for another bottle."
Made me chuckle!
Being quizzed by chemist's assistant in Boots.
People eating and drinking on the go