Bets being taken on what Johnson hits the headlines with the day Sue Grey report is publishef

Well it will have to be something that he doesn't end up having to actually implement.

He lies anyway, so whatever he announces, nothing will come of it.

40 new hospitals - this gets trotted out every now and then.

Minimum wage to £15, Windfall tax, pension rise by 10%, scrapping increase in NI contributions, and hopefully sacking JRM 😊

Probably tell everyone he is finally going to buy a comb.

He always looks like a ruddy hedgehog to me.

I am outraged on behalf of hedgehogs. We have some living in our garden.

Some world beating, oven ready plan to sort out the Northern Ireland border problem, social/health care, criminal justice, cost of living crisis, cost of fuel, energy - take your pick

Or.. Something about The Royal family

Durham police will announce that Starmer wasn't guilty of any breach of lockdown regulations, thus provoking a Daily Mail storm of hysteria over corrupt and biased police forces.

The Cambridges will announce baby no. 4 on the way..

H & M will breathe the wrong way...

If he runs true to form - complete reorganisation of the alleged s**tshow that is the Civil Service. ‘It wasn’t me’ will be the new Tory mantra.

First plane load of refugees to Rwanda.

MaizieD

Durham police will announce that Starmer wasn't guilty of any breach of lockdown regulations, thus provoking a Daily Mail storm of hysteria over corrupt and biased police forces.

The Cambridges will announce baby no. 4 on the way..

H & M will breathe the wrong way...

Heh heh heh. You're not wrong MaizieD.

They’re starting with Union bashing

Johnson to sack head of civil service Simon Case - of course he is- everyone and everything is sacrificed for the greater good who is Johnson.

Reinstate the Triple Lock but with no date specified, so that when the hoo-ha has died down, it can be slid way down the schedule.

Phew what a scorcher?! Thanks to government initiatives, the sun is shining more since Brexit.
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Charles and Camilla on EastEnders!

I know!

Johnson will invoke article 16.

He will resign and I will buy a flying pig

Probably get headlines using
- new sleaze on Prince Andrew
- knighthood (or overseas equivalent) to Zelensky
- Bas Javid new Met Commissioner
- new public holiday to celebrate Brexit benefits
- sale of NHS to Saudi government!

I'll bet on Sue Gray's previous affair with Prince Andrew being discovered by the DM.

Wheniwasyourage

I'll bet on Sue Gray's previous affair with Prince Andrew being discovered by the DM.

😂😂😂

Whitewavemark2

I bet a windfall tax and help with fuel bills.

I reckon you will win WWM.

1) Kate will release more photos of the kids.

2) Another boosterism idea to help families, but no date attached

3) A boat asylum seeker dragged screaming to a plane, going to Rwanda, to appease the right wing.

4) (outside bet) Johnson will ask the Queen to make a Tik-Tok video of her breakdancing along the corridors of Buck House.