Carrie’s blow job for a job…

Private Eye has occassionally had to pay damages but generally they are accurate with their information.

I'd need a blow by blow account really.
It's hard to swallow otherwise .

Obviously some parts of the media aren't s crude as you.

It’s in the New York Times.

Its mortifying.

Nothing seems to phase this lot.

I had a nice juxtaposition with the title of this thread, and this one… www.gransnet.com/forums/chat/1312310-What-I-would-say-to-everybody-is-if-you-dont-need-to-use-a-wet-wipe-dont-but-also-dont-chuck-them-down-the-loo

MayBee70 could you post a link? MissAdventure very crude but you had me chortling into my tea 😂

I can’t find anything about it in yesterday’s NYT.
Today’s isn’t available yet.

This really made me laugh .
MissAdventure - I admire your sense of humour.
Like cream cakes -
Naughty but nice !

Thank you.
I do enjoy trying to make people smile, if I can.

🤣🤣🤣

MissAdventure

I'd need a blow by blow account really.
It's hard to swallow otherwise .

Yes, unfortunately I was drinking tea as well, DillytheGardener.

I was wearing a clean t-shirt too 😂

MissA you really have missed your vocation - you should be a stand-up comedian!!

MissA, I bet Boris was smiling.

Galaxy

Private Eye has occassionally had to pay damages but generally they are accurate with their information.

www.private-eye.co.uk/street-of-shame

MissAdventure, I'm glad I didn't read that before I had my breakfast, as it would certainly have put me off eating!

They are all crude and disgusting in no 10.
MissAdventure is mild in comparison and funny which is more than they are.
Thanks for the smile

Callistemon21

MissA you really have missed your vocation - you should be a stand-up comedian!!

Eat your heart out Tim Vine. 😂

Oh I love Tim Vine.

Could it be that Mr Johnson was actually interviewing Ms Symonds as a potential employee and asked her this question.
What skills can you bring to the job?

Did Chris Pincher embarrass himself to save Boris from the front pages?