glammanana that made me laugh and reminded me of a friend whose husband had just bought a Rolls Royce whuich was his pride and joy. He went to visit an old friend who had been in hospital for a while but, instead of parking on his usual floor, went right to the top where he thought no harm could come to his wonderful car. When he came back, the car was missing so he called the police and then his poor wife had to drive 15 miles in her mini to collect him. When he went back to visit the following day he was really surprised to find himself parking right next to the roller!
A few days later, his daughter was waiting in the car to be taken to school when, reaching over to turn the radio on, she knocked the gear stick thingy into 'drive' and gaily sailed down their drive, over the very quiet residential, road at the bottom and carried on down the drive opposite into their neighbour's lounge. Luckily she was unhurt or his wife would have been even crosser.