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(9 Posts)
Greatnan Mon 24-Sep-12 18:33:37

953 posts - may I have a medal when it reaches 1,000?

absentgrana Mon 24-Sep-12 18:36:02

No. You just did it. grin

glassortwo Mon 24-Sep-12 18:36:48

You can have a [flag] grin

glassortwo Mon 24-Sep-12 18:38:12

[flag] [flag] [flag] grin

glassortwo Mon 24-Sep-12 18:38:39

Oh bum the flags not working!!!!!

Greatnan Mon 24-Sep-12 18:40:01

I want a sulking emoticon

Granny23 Mon 24-Sep-12 23:03:36

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered, (Wait for it.wait for it..) You're just gonna love this.....

BP

Granny23 Mon 24-Sep-12 23:05:32

Oh Dear! I've plonked this onto the wrong thread. Where has the proper thread gone??

Greatnan Tue 25-Sep-12 10:27:06

No worries, Granny23, the thread I started is called 'This made me laugh' but jokes are welcome anywhere!
Perhaps when I reach my 1,000 target I should start another thread just entitled 'Jokes' in case anybody has missed them.