What do you keep in your bra ????

If I eat crusty bread I always find crumbs!!!

I keep my insulin pump in my bra.

I did put a camera battery in my bra when I was in Iceland.
It was very cold and batteries don't work properly in the cold. I did notice it when I went to bed.

Ooops.. Posted too soon.

So.... Surgeon asks .. What is this?
I look down.
Yes, I had previously emptied what I call my inside pocket .... but there for all to see was the perfect imprint of a 50p coin.
The A&E staff were behind him trying to keep their faces straight, he of course knew what it was he was just being a clever clogs, I said. ... Thats where I keep my change. !!

I have for many years used my bra cup as a pocket. Out for a walk I pop in my key and £5 and my phone.

About 40 years ago while working in my local hospital Medical Records Dept I developed a lower chest pain. This dept was sited immediately beside the A&E dept. We were all very friendly with each other, coffee breaks in the canteen etc. Except for one pain in the bum surgeon who scoffed, mocked, and looked down his nose at everyone.

As my pain got worse one of the nurses took me over to a cubical to have me checked out. They couldn't find anything much and so called for the dr. It so happened that pain in the bum was floating about and so he appeared in front of me. 'upper underwear off' says he.

And then he said... What is this??

My iPod sometimes goes there if I am working around the house and don’t have pockets in the clothes that I am wearing

I have enjoyed this thread, even the fluttering in the dovecote.
I don’t mind a little ‘rudery’ so long as it’s not crude, spiteful or misogynistic, and the OP’s post was none of these.
The only thing I find creepy is the brave gran who keeps a tarantula in her cleavage - she’s a better man than I, Gunga Din!

It was a joke!!?

Shysal Thanks for the tip. My puss hates the drops on the back of his neck. Never thought that they might be cold! (Baaad pusscat mama)

Used to keep my Grandaughters dummy in my rather ample cleavage when we looked after her while mum was at work. It was fine till one day we were out with mummy and she started fishing about down mummy's front for her dummy! Since then it's been kept in my handbag. Opps!

Will go shoot myself now.......! Too many panto scripts under my belt!

Never really found the games threads to be particularly uplifting.

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We I'll Im obviously in the minority here so will bow out gracefully.

They get everywhere! but you must admit that it is a good transition.

Oh dear God. Not another games thread.

A bee.

Why not change it into a game, we need a new one ?. A to Z things I keep in my bra, I’ll start ...an aspidistra!

And he had . . .

What was his raison d’être again? Oh yes, something along the lines of

‘now I have you’re attention’

Probably thinking about what he can post next to set off the grans!!

Poor man. Im sure he didn't expect this result!



You bet he did!

On the other hand, he could just be sitting back enjoying the attention his OP is receiving.

Poor man. Im sure he didn't expect this result!

Wobblybits is now conspicuous by his absence, contemplating his navel....or whatever. ?

singing nutty, it's gransnet, so can be for any grandparents. My issue is with a man who makes what I see as provocative comments or posts, with sexual innuendo.
I can enjoy the Carry on Films and Brian Rix type farces, where we expect that kind of humour. I don't find it in any way amusing that a man would ask women what they keep in their bra's. I don't mind being accused of not having a sense of humour so far as that's concerned.