Cartoon caption : courtesy of "The Oldie"
"Good morning, class. I'm Mrs Jones, your first-year teacher and one of your security questions for the rest of your life."
Courtesy of "Evergreen"
Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Portly gent, smoking large cigar, dressed in large astrakhan coat standing near a Rolls outside his place of business; "Midsomer Undertakers"
Son on rebound - wants to marry
Is it me or am I getting mixed messages