Story time

"I won't be investing, so I'm out", to which Kim Jong-Un replied frostily...

In your dreams, you were never in mate.....

At that point, bells jingling, Trump leapt forward, shouting "You're an imposter", whilst trying to rip the mask from Kim Jong- Ung's
face. There was a deathly silence.....

As a beautiful young girl of 65 emerged. 'I am your fairy grandmother,' she said. ' I have come to grant you three wishes. What shall they be?' There was a pause. The giraffe stepped forward and replied, '...

I am tired of being a vegetarian so my wish is for a burger and chips. I also would like to visit the North Pole and for my final wish ......

But before he could say another word, from out of the woods running as though their very life depended on it was

a fat blonde man tripping over his untied shoes

yelling " Wait for me ... have I missed the bus ?" the fairy god mother waved her wand and there was a lovely new mobility scooter , he climbed aboard and the Blonde man zipped off into the mists of time

The rhinopotamus cried after the blond man left, he was the only friend the blond man had. The fairy grandmother wiped his eyes, waved her magic wand and transported him to a land where .........

Rhinopotamuses and giraffes ruled and lived like kings. They had everything they could possibly want including...

The 'B' word was banned, all the animals lived in peace without fear of poachers and hunters. Humans learned to respect the animal kingdom and ..Oh dear I've just woken up and in reality I'm .........

Still hallucinating. When will this end ? will I ever find my way out of the maze and back to . . .

...my warm bed with a cup of cocoa and a biscuit or three. In a flash, a curl of smoke beckoned from a distant hill and guided the time traveller along dusty roads and over sparkling streams until, at last, she...

... came to a main road. There was a little shed with a bench. There was also bottled water and a biscuit tin beside an honesty box. The roar of an engine alerted her to an oncoming vehicle. Holding out her arm, it drew to a halt and behind the wheel was ......

Lord Lucan who'd been living in the shed with--

Peter Pan and Wendy, they were looking for Nana the dog, I do hope the rhinopotamus has not..........

Eaten it. ?. I think not because hopefully Nana can run faster. ?. Where would Nana hide and what would tempt her out? Hmmm barbecued .... ?

Sausages...Nana loves sausages. Lets put some under the tree. Is that OK?

The smell of the barbecued sausages soon attracted ...

A party of backpackers who immediately pitched their tents ready to tuck in to a feast of sausages--

Nana and Grampy ! Grampy scoffed down all the sausages so Nana......

Cooked some more and cracked open a bottle of prosecco for them all. Unfortunately they didn't have any glasses. 'I know,' she said, 'Let's...'

Improvise and use the objects from the basket over there. So they walked over and upon opening the basket, helped themselves to . . .

...the poisoned chalice that was the very one handed to Mrs May by Mr C. It bore an imprint of her favourite lipstick and, as it still had a few droplets in the bottom and Nana suggested that Grampy taste it 'just to make sure'...

But he was wary of it causing him to have a quick exit, so declined.
Oh well the o!d ways are the best he said weighing the wine straight from the bottle.
In the distance, but approaching quickly , could be heard the sound of . . .