I was forced to " wild wee " on Saturday on what was , really, my first day out since lockdown.
I found a nice spot , tucked away under a big hawthorn ( in the far corner of a church yard , I am afraid to say!)
Felt quite safe from prying eyes ... until i got settled. I looked up and realised the back way of the local cafe which was busy doing takeaway was on the other side of the church wall .
It might have been ok except i was wearing my brightest orange tee shirt.
Oops ! Hope no one really noticed
Bought the wrong Hot Cross Buns 😩