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(106 Posts)
Gwiz5 Sun 09-May-21 10:31:11

Ok I am about to overshare and give you way too much info BUT I wondered if I am the only one ?!🤷🏼‍♀️
I have a pretty active sex life and be with a husband who adores me.
We love a good laugh and this also extends to before sex and usually after too if the mood is right
So I do like to tell him that it appears that he is dead from the waist down as he has clear rigormortis or tell him the joy stick for his planned assault needs fixing , this amuses me no end and him.
It’s a bit of silliness and I don’t really care what anyone thinks !
I did wonder though is it just us ?!

FannyCornforth Sun 09-May-21 10:37:09

You want us to tell you about our sex lives?
Reported

Marydoll Sun 09-May-21 10:40:42

Usually people who feel they have to boast, are very insecure and attention seeking.

Reported this pathetic post.

Chewbacca Sun 09-May-21 10:53:12

I did wonder though is it just us ?!

Yep. Just you, as no one of the else feels insecure enough to have to ask.

tiredoldwoman Sun 09-May-21 10:58:11

A refreshing post , it made me laugh , Didn't quite understand it though !

henetha Sun 09-May-21 11:02:19

TMI

eazybee Sun 09-May-21 11:03:56

Is it Davina McCall?
She is preparing to tell us all that it is possible to have orgasms in your fifties.
Who knew?

Gannygangan Sun 09-May-21 11:05:41

Very odd post

Dibbydod Sun 09-May-21 11:06:30

How awful, who would want to know about your sex life ? Shows the type woman you are not to keep your intimate activities private , wonder if hubby would approve! ! Will report .

Gwenisgreat1 Sun 09-May-21 11:07:45

No thank you!!

Sara1954 Sun 09-May-21 11:11:44

Tiredoldwoman
Not sure I got it either.
Anyway, I’m not playing this game!

FannyCornforth Sun 09-May-21 11:12:17

Dibbydod

How awful, who would want to know about your sex life ? Shows the type woman you are not to keep your intimate activities private , wonder if hubby would approve! ! Will report .

I'm pretty certain that it isn't a woman

FannyCornforth Sun 09-May-21 11:13:41

eazybee

Is it Davina McCall?
She is preparing to tell us all that it is possible to have orgasms in your fifties.
Who knew?

Oh is she doing that aswell.
I recall that she was the first woman to go through the menopause too

Sara1954 Sun 09-May-21 11:15:01

Fanny
How can you tell?

Oldwoman70 Sun 09-May-21 11:16:25

Oh dear - is it starting again? How boring

nanna8 Sun 09-May-21 11:16:29

She’s right- she is over sharing. Way too much information.

Dibbydod Sun 09-May-21 11:18:30

FannyCornforth

Dibbydod

How awful, who would want to know about your sex life ? Shows the type woman you are not to keep your intimate activities private , wonder if hubby would approve! ! Will report .

I'm pretty certain that it isn't a woman

You could well be right ..but I assumed was woman as it mentions “ husband “ ...anyway , I’ve reported it now ...was a bit of a laugh though ..🤣

FannyCornforth Sun 09-May-21 11:24:36

Sara1954

Fanny
How can you tell?

It's more than likely a work of fiction from a pervy middle aged man eager to hear our stories of 'bedroom fun'.

Who knows, it could be legit, but in that case it's the op's fault that they have brought out the suspicious side of us.

I don't have an operational search function, so I can't check if it's 'an interesting first post', as they say on MN.

Elegran Sun 09-May-21 11:24:51

Sara1954 It is usually a man (or more likely a boy who has just discovered his willie) who wants to post about it and shock all those thousands of virgin (so he presumes) grannies who know nothing about sex. They forget that we have about fifty more years experience, on average, than most teenagers. We are not shocked, more bored with reading about the details of other people's performances.

hazel93 Sun 09-May-21 11:28:53

Bullsh** !

FannyCornforth Sun 09-May-21 11:29:45

I really don't think that it's a child.

I think that we kid ourselves that this sort of grubby claptrap is started by children; because it's so utterly depressing to admit that adult males are capable of such dodgy crap.

lemsip Sun 09-May-21 11:32:12

It is Not a first post. anyone can just google 'op name and gransnet' and several older posts will come up. not a special feature.

you can do that of course for any poster you want to check.

Ashcombe Sun 09-May-21 11:33:16

FannyCornforth: My search reveals that the op appears to have been active on Gransnet since early last year.

Peasblossom Sun 09-May-21 11:34:31

I think it sounds pretty dull.

I’m glad I’ve had more fun than that.🥱

FannyCornforth Sun 09-May-21 11:36:29

Okay, thank you lemsip and Ashcombe
I didn't know about the Google thing.

Apologies if I have overstepped the mark!