How many times in a day...

You are being very very naughty GG now just f* off (This is meant to be a joke so should not count towards my daily allowance)

Right-o.

Ooh, is there a limit?
I'd better get cracking then, as I'd hate to think I was missing out on my free allowance of swear words, even if I don't really need them

(Yes, I have both Yorkshire and Scottish blood, so owt for nowt!)

Can we roll them over if we haven’t used up our daily allowances.....perhaps save them all for swearing at the TV and the crap they put on over a weekend?

Are there different levels? How many bl**dies equal a f**k or are they equal?

In response to the OP, nice women don’t swear, maybe it can be tolerated in extreme circumstances, but to me basically nil.

You cannot be serious!

Flip me kitty. Taking it to a new level now!

You work it out.

Davidhs

In response to the OP, nice women don’t swear, maybe it can be tolerated in extreme circumstances, but to me basically nil.

Yeah, whatever - get real.

In answer to your original question - I have no bloody idea, but more importantly I'm left thinking bollocks what have I missed now

That made me laugh nanaK54. (you haven't missed anything)

walks in, reads last post, offers Davidhs smelling salts

(nanaK54’s post)

kitty and all of you!

Anyone remember the Flanders & Swann song?

Go on then (*phoenix*)....

Which one? Copy and paste it in full if it's really rude.

Flanders & Swann were never rude! Still haven't got the hang of c&p on tablet, but if you Google "Ma's out, Pa's out, let's talk rude" (or something like that) you should be able to find it!

Hopefully we won't have to get the smelling sparse out for Davidhs

"Sparse?" SALTS! Damn tablet, I'll be glad when the desk top pc is back in action!

How many points for a 'bollocks'?

Depends if its singular or pair I'd imagine.

Oh, crikey, MissA, I hadn't thought about that!

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