Please do not use that voice,
Oh come now, you know the one!
The one that you adopt when reading aloud your own work,
With it's measured tread, it's significant pauses,
And the slight, upward, questioning lilt that you think makes you seem so self deprecating, (it does not, it merely grates, annoys and prevents me from hearing what you want to say)
If you wrote it with passion, show it!
If you wrote it in sadness, then speak it, but not too much,
Just read it to me, but please, do not use that voice.
Nicola Sturgeon’s husband re-arrested
To think that London, or anywhere else for that matter, does not belong to any one demographic