Wow! I'd love to be a teacher in JessM world.
Your description of the job and perks make it sound very attractive. I retired a couple of years early so sacrificed a bit of my pension for the sake of my health. Having taken a few tears out to bring up my kids (remember when that was the norm?) I now have what I regard as a pretty modest pension - certainly not based on 50k - plus state pension.
I worked an average of 40 to 42 hours a week and gave up part of my generous holiday allowance as the job simply could not be done properly without that extra input. What did I do? I was a teacher in the real world!!
What were the first ever records that you bought and when?
Parents-in-Law. What do/did you call them?