WANTED
4 persons to act as surrogate grandparents for beautiful baby boy, aged 11 months, who is unwanted by biological grandparents.
All ages and both genders considered; come and be a funky granny or grandpa, young or old and give my baby the love he deserves!
The successful candidate will be rich in life experiences, funny stories and have an endless supply of love. S/he should be fully qualified in the art of cuddling, snuggling, giggling and making growly tiger noises (although training can be provided to bring the candidate up to speed with the latter). The candidate should also own a large stock of muslin squares, since dribbling is plentiful and varied.
If selected, you would take an active part in our family life and enjoy our beautiful baby with us whilst he grows.
Applicants can apply with a PM to me. Many thanks.
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