To want to have a famous bum?

Mine could be the biggest

Shall we start a competition - all photos by the weekend please!!!

Mine could be the wrinkliest (do not lose weight quickly!)

Does this have anything to do with a certain Pippa person? I don't really know what my bum looks like these days as I don't have a full length mirror in my bedroom and I'm damned if I'm going to stand naked on a chair staring over my shoulder into the dressing table mirror.

Here is a picture of my bum (not really) - it gave the family a good laugh when circulated at this time last year.
www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80781961/

Mine has decreased in size of late - if only the rest of me would too

Same here Gally. I used to be a 'pear' and now seem to be the dreaded 'apple'.

Mine has decreased alarmingly, to the point where I need to sit on a cushion!Are there any exercises you can do to make it come back?

Mine is enormous and I expect I could make it famous by posting it on You Tube, but my family would be mortified and never speak to me again.

How would your family – all of them – know it was your bum Grannyeggs, especially if you used a nom de derrière?

LOL and fall off stool on my bum !!!

You're right absent, they would never guess La derrière des ouefs a la Grandmere. Who knows it may go viral.. However I have a lot to do, so maybe not now..

absent I now have a vision of you balanced on a chair straining a look over your shoulder

glass That is bound to put you right off your lunch.

Shysal, that picture could very well be me..............except that to my knowledge, I`ve never had a pumpkin painted on my bum!

I'll settle with one I have. It's droopier than it was...but then it matches the rest of me!

have to wear plasters on my heels..as it rubs them when I walk....otherwise it's a happy smiley bum..

Actually, I have always had a silly boy's bum. Nothing feminine for someone to get to grips with. I wear size 6 and 8 jeans. I've got boobs though, but they are drifting south. Do you remember the pencil test? I could cling on to an entire pencil case, ruler and geometry set (possibly even a typewriter) for at least six months these days. [aarrgh emoticon]

I don't think I'd ever have passed the pencil test, even in my teens. Always droopy....

Stephen Fry said on QI that he could grip Colin Montgomery under his.

Weeelll, since I changed to another Pilates class, DH says my bum has changed shape too - for the better! So look out Ms Pippa you may have competition

absent

As a raving heterosexual, I have to say that Miss Middleton's rear elevation is overrated... did you know that Bob Hope used to call Doris Day 'JB'? It stood for 'Jut Butt'...

If I could choose any bum I wanted I'd have Doris Day's as it was when she was Calamity Jane. And then I'd be able to go around in buckskins