I know it's a month away but I already getting depressed about the shops foisting red hearts and 'romance' everywhere I go. I hate Valentines! It's a commercial rip off that seems designed to make those of us who don't have partners feel crap and inadequate. Please tell me I'm not alone. I am tempted to spend the entire day under my duvet with a large box of chocolates (unless anyone has any better ideas. Although...can anything beat that?!)
Canard islanders tell Brits to go home.