Gransnet?

....that should say 'next time' -- must add criminal damage to iPad--

We'll let you off this time gracesmum but next me you plan to go on an escalator, make sure you have a dog with you!

Can I own up now to not carrying a dog on an escalator when it said clearly "Dogs must be carried"? I just didn't have a dog on me at the time. Would a cat have done?

I confess to 'sharing' DS2's Easter eggs when he was in hospital. Well, how much chocolate can a 2-year-old eat? I saved him from obesity...

I've never committed the act but I think "riotously demolishing a hovel" is still on the statute book. I am still looking for a hovel I can demolish (without harming anyone or making them homeless) in a serious and solemn way.

I 'borrowed' an envelope from work to send off my travelling expense claim. They used to send them off for us but no longer because of the expense!
So we have to pay for an envelope and stamp to claim the money they owe us

(I did supply my own stamp)

I used to work in a factory canteen, and a couple of times I had my dinner without paying for it, please don`t report me, I`m too old to go to jail.

I expect someone else ate it, of course, smol????

I finished the chocolate on Monday and managed to discipline myself not to buy some more today.

There speaks one who knows Elegran!

No chocolate in the house

For chocolate buttons read Smarties. Choc buttons come in bags, not tubes.

Are the chocolate buttons in tubes? because the charity I used to be with had a good money-making wheeze (still do).

The drill is - you buy a tube of smarties, eat them, and then put your loose change into the tube, which you hand over to them when it is full. As they also buy the smarties wholesale from the cash & carry to sell to you, they make a bit more profit there.

So you can eat smarties AND help a charity. That helps the conscience no end.

Tyke!

Oooh, there are chocolate buttons at the back of the fridge - see you later!

Yep! I popped a few of the Smartie "rewards" into my mouth during the potty-training period. Needed to replace the tube in order to cover my sin of gluttony.

Can I confess to eating all the GCs 'rewards for using the potty' chocolate buttons?

Or even when!

whne Yes!!

when my sentiments exactly...

Has anyone seen jingle this morning?

I haven't re-offended,but one more confession to pinching E's Easter eggs,in an effort to protect her teeth forgive me I am indeed a sinner

Now we have established that criminals are welcome on Gransnet, too, let's accept that this is a very open place to join in with good chat, entertainment and discussion.

Nellie good for you, that's mother love

nellie its what any of us would have done, good for you!

gilly thats you grounded then........

Good work Smol but I can't condone the chip stealing