It's wet today so we think we might watch all the pageantry of the State Opening on t'telly. I always feel a bit sorry for Her Maj and the old Dook having to wear all that fancy garb, gongs and gold braid, especially after having got soaked at the Buck House garden party the other day. Do you think that all that tradition and dressing up is necessary these days?
Mysterious hole - help please!
Being quizzed by chemist's assistant in Boots.