Yes, you are being silly and, yes, Tesco is being ridiculous and they are truly awful bics for grown-ups. I have to admit that my two-year-old grandson loves them and sometimes they are the favourite for the five-year-old.
On a pink stuff thing, it should just be normal. You don't stop make pink strawberry-flavoured things because pink has, apparently, become a colour that has political issues. Are they going to do that with yogurt and ice cream? It's a colour! Banning it, of course, makes the issue more sexist. How very silly!