Occasionally (when desperate) I ask my husband to go shopping. Considerably challenged to find anything ( he will never ask) I wrote him out a very clear list. It was almost Christmas and I wanted some reserves just in case we could not reach my son's house in Buckinghamshire.
The items included were
Cream
Crackers
You will never guess what he actually came back with!!!!
Can anyone else better this?
I am not a nasty person but ……