My lovely, gentle natured, grand daughter solemnly asked me -
'Gran, when your time comes, do you want planting in the garden next to the dead cat then you can keep each other company, or crucifying at the crematorium?'
I said I would have a think about that one. Oh dear!
What are these orange stains that have appeared on my hands overnight?
Last weekend, in Rutland, the first statue in Britain of the late Elizabeth II was unveiled.