How many calories are there in a 100gm Lindt bear?

240 calories ? Well done for managing it in one go ?

Who cares - just enjoy!

400, maybe 500. Whatever, it’s worth it!

My DGS calls them rabbit chocolate.

I found a cheap shop once that had a glut of them. We used them for rewards during potty training (the little ones).

1 poo in the potty = 1 rabbit chocolate.

500? a 5 mile walk would burn that off.

Well they are hollow aren’t they so the middle is zero calories.
If you break them up and shake them then the calories fall out don’t they??‍♀️
I ate quite a bit of reindeer last night so I am feeling virtuous.

There are 544 calories - gawd!

Aww! Never! As a treat I eat the assorted Lindt Lindor truffles. Just looked and they are 630 cal per 100grams. ?
You’ve just ruined my day!!!!! ?

No, no, no. I've told you all before - and I don't think you can have been listening [shakes finger reprovingly] - during lockdown the calories in chocolate disappear completely. Gone. Former calories.

Go forth and enjoy yourselves, my friends!

If you eat it standing up then you don't absorb any calories.

None because it was a Xmas thing and Xmas has gone.

Do they have any calories printed on the wrapper? If not then they don’t have any.