Favourite and Worst Adverts.

I rather like the Halifax advert. Good music, and the chap who works for them looks as though he would make a nice son-in-law!

All car adverts irritate me I’m afraid.

The Sharps bedroom ads - mainly because for some bizarre reason the dog goes insane when they come on. She's been known to hurtle down the stairs and hurl herself at the TV when they come on.

I loathe perfume ads - Johnny Depp digging in the desert, Kristen Stewart running around wrapped in bandages and Natalie Portman being a spoiled brat - ugh!

I love the Lloyd's bank adverts with that beautiful black horse.

I’ve had meat and two veg all my life. Today I’m having Quorn and two veg. ?

I can't stand those radio ads for Vodaphone, voiced by a woman who sounds as though she's going down with a nasty case of pharyngitis. (Her name is Sophia Brown and she does many other ads sounding perfectly normal so maybe she really was unwell).

Favourite ......the Nationwide advert...’oh, he’s turned up again’ ?

The ice cream advert with Sandi Toksvig.

Annoying, see previous post.

Daisy daisy daisy... That perfume ad. Really gets on my wick ?

My take on the Aunt Bessie advert :

"I used to love my Nan's roasts. She'd cook 'em every Sunday without fail."

Did the poor woman never get a Sunday off? No wonder she cheated and had a freezer full of Aunt Bessie's finest.

"'Ow's it going out there, me luv?" = "Where the bl**dy 'ell is it? Me stomach thinks me throat's been cut!"

"I'm nearly there, sweetheart" = "What did your last slave die of?"

"Never wanted owt. That's just how she was" = More than her life's worth to complain that the miserable old bugger never bought her anything.

"She was an amazing woman my Nan, truly amazing." = "Although sorely tempted, she never clobbered him once!"

"When she finally puts it on the table, me Grandad, who suffers from OCD, then rearranges it all while it goes cold"

According to the ad.... Caring is the hardest thing we do.

Tipping it over his head would be a lot more liberating.

Don't know which perfume (think it might be a Dior one) when the woman belligerently looks to camera and says 'what would you do for love?'
Also, can't stand the one where a woman is advertising a shampoo and whispers it's for 'the over 40s' like it's something to be ashamed of!