Got out of the shower this morning, opened the curtains in time to see my neighbour's dog squeeze through my fence and take a crap on my lawn, my neighbour then opened the gate to let the dog back out but didn't pick up the mess. I couldn't run outside (only had a towel wrapped round me) so opened the window and shouted to her, she either didn't hear me or ignored me. When I went out I picked up the mess, put it in a plastic bag and as I was passing her house threw it into her garden!!
Last weekend, in Rutland, the first statue in Britain of the late Elizabeth II was unveiled.
I've got another 'keen'... Ouch!
Well Labour’s “patriotism” didn’t last very long, did it? 🇬🇧
What are these orange stains that have appeared on my hands overnight?