Nurse to elderly patient;
"We need a poo sample and a urine sample."
Patient to wife;
"What did she say?"
Wife to husband;
"They want your underwear"
It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. My husband is in depression; he has been standing and looking through the window. If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow I'll have to let him in.
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.75, deer nuts are under a buck!
To think that London, or anywhere else for that matter, does not belong to any one demographic