annsixty Am I paranoid
Only if the Monday-Wednesday friends are plotting a coup to oust you from Thursdays. Beware enclaves of whispering older ladies. Especially on the Ides of September.
eazybee I serpently have, for the past 60 years at least.
Even complete strangers take it upon themselves to give me 'remedies' (for my own good of course), so I can lose weight and become thin.
The assumption being of course that:
a) I want to.
b) my size, shape and weight are to do only with my choice and consumption of food.
c) it's any of their damned business.
My thin Korean friend, who eats far, far more than me and never puts on an ounce (and we all know them) is quite entitled to eat an icecream as we walk through the park but if I am seen with one it almost causes a riot.
Ye gods! Fat people eating ice creams! Run for the hills! Call out the Diet Police! "Is it any wonder she's fat?" "No wonder the health system is stretched as tight as her knickers."
Nor, apparently, are we allowed cake or fried foods or chocolate; eating at fast food outlets or restaurants, all of which I have been told to eschew by people who have absolutely NO idea of my diet and food preferences.
I often wonder how well it would go down if I walked into their homes and had the cheek to tell them what to eat or
do.
No one seems to believe....in the face of massive evidence to the contrary.... that it is possible to be fit, fat, active, HAPPY and healthy.
Fortunately, I know better and regard these people who know so much better than I about my body, as cretinous morons with a much greater 'weight problem' than I could ever have.
I'll get me coat.......