Was just getting out of the bath, reached over to grab my towel of the rail. and both feet slipped out from under me. I went down flat on my front, full length, boob crushed on the flat corner bit of the bath, and hip crushed against somewhere else.
Not got a rapidly expanding bruise on said boob, and a bleeding cut on hip. Otherwise unharmed apart from shakiness.
Son was in house so had to come and drag me upright in all my nekked glory.
Poor son.
Parents-in-Law. What do/did you call them?
Gary Glitter programme Tuesday
Can I use my bus pass on London buses?