Phoenix, have you bought your gammon yet?

Cooee. Phoenix I have my swear box ready.
Is it time to start cursing the gammon yet?

There was a thread the other day about ham Doodle.
Apparently gammon is an offensive word now (don't know why).
I did ask where phoenix was with the gammon but no response as yet.

People cannot just take a word like gammon, use it, in their view only, offensively and other people take offence and say it is non-pc!

It's a gammon - needing to be cooked.
Ham is different - it is already cooked.

So I will buy gammon.
And cook it.
Rant over

Now, where's phoenix?

I’ve heard a rumour that she’s going vegan this year. www.theguardian.com/food/2019/dec/15/vegan-roast-roadtest-when-i-wake-on-sunday-my-face-smells-like-vegan-ham?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

I have four gammons ready to be cooked. One for us and the others for the AC in the U.K.

Even more reason to curse it perhaps

callistemon abso-flipping-lutely

Is that why gammon is cursed, because it’s become offensive?
granygravy, 4 gammons! Must be a lot of cursing in your house

I cursed when I did mine in the slow cooker!

It turned into 'pulled gammon' all by itself.