We have two of our granddaughters here for a couple of days.
8 year old: what time is it?
Me: about half past ten
8 year old: is that all? We've been up ages.
Me: you flipping have!!
6 year old: Granny (my opposite number) says you shouldn't say flipping......its the f word!
Why Are Blokes Obsessed With Noisy Gadgets??