watermeadow
Cherish the zed because soon it will be zee.
Schools are already full of Students (even the 4 year olds) under a Principal. The toilets have been renamed Bathrooms (even though no baths) They take Quizzes, not tests, and hope for Straight As in the US- style SATS.
Baseball will replace football.
As the US education system is universally held to be very poor why is our government so keen to follow them?
On the subject of bathrooms
A lovely lady I met on holiday years ago had been a BOAC stewardess way back. Like many (if not all) the air stewardesses were very well brought up middle class girls with charming manners. On possibly her first transatlantic flight an American passenger asked her to direct him to the “rest room”.
Not understanding what he meant, but kindly assuming he might want a lie-down she replied that she didn’t think the plane had one, but could she offer him a pillow instead!