Ironic???

What, pray, are energy boards?

I remember Manweb and Swalec here in Wales.....

Oh b**ger! Honestly, lemongrove I'm damn sure I typed "emery" boards, this tablet has a mind of its own, I swear!

Although if anyone has any energy boards going spare......?

Are they like energy bars but just a bit more ‘boardy!’

You've been in the Argy Bargy haven't you phoenix?

Haha, yes ....extra pep and zip is always welcome ( I have just used some ginger for staying power!) what a buzz.?

Yes she has HAZBEEN* and she broke a nail fighting off the attentions of an amorous Sheik.

I have been lurking in the Argy lemongrove! What are you ladies doing giving llamas (and yourself) a ginger enema!!

Is an energy board like a skateboard but rough around the edges and towed by llamas?

HAZBEEN the ginger is very useful for buttock clenching exercise.

Now, ladies (and I may be using the term somewhat loosely) be gentle, I'm recently out of you know where, perhaps I should have a probation officer to supervise me during my rehabilitation?

Or is it an ‘everyone bored’ as we all seem to be stalking each other on a Friday night.

Too late to think about probation now, drunk as skunk and asking for energy boards!

Oops I meant a skunk, certainly not intentionally alluding to a drug.

I know you were there Hazbeen as I spotted you in a corner of the bar giving Achilles the kiss of life.I greatly admired your seven veils outfit ( although a few veils seemed to be missing)?

Now look, you lot, breaking a nail is a serious business.

Such a dilemma!
Do you file all the others to match or suffer the embarrassment of one shorter nail?

I could only find 4 veils big enough to cover my ample proportions lemongroveand you should thank me for saving your barman after he choked on llama fur.

"Matron, they've escaped again!"

Quick, bring the trolley...........

You are all beyond the pale.

I've had enough
I'm galloping away on my unicorn.
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lemongrove

What, pray, are energy boards?

You don't know what energy boards are? Well let me enlighten you.

Ah, thank you Spangler...... don’t forget to return that board your DGC’s primary school on Monday though!?

Callistemon my unicorn is bigger and faster than yours!

Show off!

It's like the irony of complaining about a grammatical error and inevitably making one yourself.