Come the revolution, these will be banned!?

Yes agree with everything and would add ‘child proof’ tops and lids that are OAP proof too. ?

Children’s toys which come in adult proof packaging requiring pliers scissors and at least one whispered argument between the adults trying to release said toy!!!

Price stickers on books and gifts which are impossible to remove !

Washing machines which mysteriously make one sock disappear!

I can no longer open a bar of chocolate without a pair of scissors to hand. Simple jars of marmalade are impossible to open. I could go on-

Price tags in shops that are so small I have to put my damn glasses on,
Lip fillers.
People who say “well I for one......”
Greed.

Books where the last few pages are in fact the first chapter of a new book.

packets of biscuits or crackers with a little tag you are supposed to pull, but which comes off in your hand without opening anything

Large packets which have a little sticker telling you you can reseal it but you can't because it doesn't stick.

Clothing sizes that differ from shop to shop !!

This is the reason why my swearing has got worse

Those little plastic bags for fruit or veg in supermarkets that don’t open without licked fingers. Who wants to lick fingers that have been around a trolley handle in normal times but now ........

Sp*ders!

Flat pack anything

EllanVannin

This is the reason why my swearing has got worse

Do you ever swear at the I pad when it types something you definitely didn’t ......

All of the above!

Any product in a blister pack which requires a Master's degree in structural engineering plus a pair of heavy duty work gloves to open safely. (Currently sporting a Band-aid after tackling a new toothbrush this morning. ?)

Can I please add husbands who nis and say yes when you know full well that they have absolutely no idea what you have just said/asked them to do ?

* nod not nis ?

Lucca

Flat pack anything

Sorry, Lucca can't agree with that one, I'm pretty good at flat pack assembly!

Plastics that cannot be recycled or anything else that fits into this category.

Anything that has a single life where the mechanism is closed and has to be totally replaced such as taps. Bring back washers, use metal hinges and parts etc.

Sewn in rubber elastic on trousers

Companies that don’t sort out a problem such as utilities that bill incorrectly then blame the customer. This includes so called smart meters that can be anything but!

All trans fats and fillers in so called ‘food’.

Politicians with no integrity who tell lies.

Oh, and I agree with all the above

Printing ink which comes in several layers of thick plastic and Heavy duty cardboard.

Not forgetting smart motorways of course. I would rather have an exceedingly busy motorway than no hard shoulder.

phoenix

Lucca

Flat pack anything

Sorry, Lucca can't agree with that one, I'm pretty good at flat pack assembly!

Phoenix. I am not worthy......

,Lucca

But you are Lucca you are worthy!

As everyone has said, all packets that are impossible to open without scissors
Those silly little ribbons that are inside new clothes
Bras that aren’t the size they claim to be (either too big or too small)
Tiny little buttons on grandchildren’s clothes that are impossible for my old fingers
Calories in cakes ( just imagine, calorieless cake)

Items in shops and supermarkets that appear to be clearly priced on the shelf and turn out to be another price completely at the checkout. And it is always a bit more, then I get the "Well it must have been moved" from the assistant. I want to say "But you don't want to price things individually so you should be making sure the shelf is priced correctly".

Looking at your heading, phoenix, I thought you meant cats!
Having watched one demolishing a lovely blue tit yesterday, I was going to say Yippee!

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