How long is a reasonable time to....

Possibly the same time it takes to consume a box of maltesers.
Didn't quite make it to the first commercial break

I would say 30 mins, which is totally reasonable for me!
This is why I have given up the sugar, as I'm not able to have one chocolate button without eating the rest.

I go through the whole packet in no time at all , so very moorish , mind I do like Lidl’s big chocolate buttons, much better value and equally as nice .

Send them to me and I’ll let you know ?

Depends if you're using one hand or two to put them into your mouth, I would think.

Sorry, that's about your friend, obviously.

If you were my DH you would, so annoyingly, make it last for a fortnight. Me? Scoff it in a sitting.

Asking for a friend are you? ?

If it’s the giant buttons, about £1 depending where you or your friend buy them ?
will last me the weekend. Half on Friday night watching TV, ditto on Saturday night.
They are more’ish but make me thirsty so then I have a G&T.

It takes longer to open the packet,once open,about 10 minutes they have to have been in the freezer,which increases anticipation.
I love the Twirls also, they last about 5 minutes.

I wish I hadnt seen this thread now am salivating,and guess what no chocolate to be seen

2 minutes max. Or so a friend told me?

I think considerable research might be required!
Feel free to pass this on to your “friend” ???

What about the white chocolate buttons? You can eat them so easily at night without them disturbing your sleep. Have been known to go through half a £1 bag in an evening, shared with my husband. The difficulty comes when the family bags are on offer for £1. We still go through them in an evening! Grief, that sounds so bad?

Excuse me ‘sharing’ !! Has the world gone mad.?

It takes a whole evening?

Crikey.

Oops , of course all this is relayed to me via my ‘friend’......

She gets stroppy if you try to ‘share’

I’m guessing no one has ever used those resealable tabs ??

I try to avoid chocolate as I am diabetic (very dark chocolate is ok in small amounts) but I am currently isolating with covid so you have now made crave chocolate and I haven't any in the house!

I'm like Santana as I would be unable to eat just one chocolate button.

I'm OK having chocolate in the house as long as I don't open it.

Just to help your friend I shall buy some today and time the eating process.

Thank you all for the input. My friend was distressed to see they had all gone from the packet in two days!! I think she eats them back to back like a sandwich. I'll advise her to get the Maltesers next- she is staying off the wine during the week so I think we can give her some leeway over this.

the concept of 'sharing bag' is as unknown to me my friend as is the idea of 'using left over wine'.

I asked a friend about this and she said you have to eat the whole packet at once, it's the law

Beechnut

I’m guessing no one has ever used those resealable tabs ??

Oh, is that what they are?

IME resealable tabs only work on empty bags

Just sayin...