I have a friend, the loveliest person, whose middle name could be Mrs Malaprop. Some of her gems are :
He went skinny dipping with no clothes on!
The salutation plant (desalination)
Can you smell the chloroform in the pool?
He takes his guns out (it’s a stick up)
Anyone have any funnies to add?
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