Never in a million years would I ...

Have a barbecue
Do the Birdie dance or the slosh
Sing a solo in public

1,..eat meat
2,...deliberately hurt anyone or any creature
3,..not respect someone else's opinion..

Buy or wear jeans with holes in.
Smoke
Wear stilettos again!

Dance naked on the table
Climb a mountain
Stop eating cheese

Act on stage
Listen to Abba singing
Watch the sound of music

Go to a naturist beach
Snort cocaine
Vote Tory

Eat snails
Sky dive
Smoke

Be jealous
Take drugs
Eat anything out of a shell

Wear anything above the knee!
Use / take illegal drugs.
Vote Tory.

Dance naked on the table - again.
Go vegan.
Wear a t-shirt.

Have a tattoo
Smoke
Take illegal drugs

Take illegal drugs
Go on a bungee jump
Ski

Have a tattoo
Do a bungee jump
Take drugs

Go skiing ⛷
Wear high heels ?
Get on a horse ?

Have a relationship with a man
Vote Conservative
Vote no to Scottish Independence

Watch reality TV
Eat marmite
Wear a mini skirt

Wear skirts
Go completely grey
Smoke cigarettes

1. Get a tattoo

2. Go skiing

3. Go tea total.

Smoke

Get a tattoo

Drink alcohol (I'm a cheap night out!)

Never in a million years would I say 'Never in a million year will I ..........'

Whenever I say that , I hit, year 1 million and one.

Ever even look at a property with a ransom strip again!!!!!

1. Vote for the current Tory Government to return

2. Want Johnson's arms anywhere near me, let alone around me, as he insists he has with various groups of people.

3. Have a third "Never in a million years would I ..." as I would not want to limit life's opportunities.

Say ‘ never in a million years would I’ - some of the things I like best in life are those I once swore blind I’d never do !! 3 of those were
1 Eat snails
2 Travel alone
3 Wear navy blue!

1 Own a dog
2 Wear high heels
3 Eat shellfish - my OH (a doctor) used to call them sewage filters.