I am going to post this in English, as it may amuse you, then again, perhaps not!
We were having a family meal on holiday in Spain and at the next table, were a German family. They obviously thought I couldn't understand German and were discussing the parentage of my three children. Two of my children are very dark haired like my husband, but my middle child is a redhead like me. They do look very different.
Their discussion centred around the question of whether my children all had had the same father or had I been playing around during my marriage.
As I left, I wished them a pleasant evening and assured them, DH was the father of all three. This was all said in German.
Their faces were a picture!