You are Cordially Invited to my Birthday Party!
I am now of sufficient age to officially join Gransnet; I of course await my laminated membership card; car sticker; an copy of the much loved Talk Guidelines
Said party will be held at Tarn Castle, located on the southern shore of Loch Ness; or if not, at The Panther, located just down the road, opposite the hairdressers.
(Both premises are dog friendly, many of you will be glad to hear ?)
Bring Your Own Bottle (the hallmark of a good booze up); squeeze of your choice 
; and, of course Fancy Dress is mandatory!
So, crucially, what will you be wearing and who will you bringing?
(I am not imposing a no-pressie policy btw)
I haven’t quite decided yet…
(Do you remember when you used to talk endlessly with your best mate about what you were going to wear on a night out?)
Please do join me! ??
Elderly fellow gran has become loudly racist
