Hello all,
I have just sat here in the kitchen dining room while Mr P has put up 30 metres (yes, THIRTY, that was not a typo, for once) of fairy lights around the top of the kitchen cupboards.
This is in addition to the triple wound round lights that adorn the mirror, the snowman on top of the freezer that lights up and plays songs (fortunately the song part is optional) his fibre optic tree just in front of the knife block, positioned for maximum inconvenience, and what he regards as a rather "tasteful" light up, glitter covered cottage.
We are not having anyone round for Christmas, it will be just the 2 of us.
Give me strength!
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