There's a very funny children's Christmas song called "Nuttin' for Christmas". You can find a music video on YouTube.
I broke my bat on Johnny's head,
Somebody snitched on me.
I put a frog in sister's bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled ink on Mommy's rug,
I made Tommy eat a bug,
Bought some gum with a penny slug,
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh...
(Chorus)
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas!
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas!
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on Teacher's chair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I put gum in Suzy's hair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants,
Climbed a tree and tore my pants,
Filled the sugar bowl with ants,
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh...
(Chorus)
I won't be seeing Santa Claus,
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because,
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight,
Next year I'll be good, just wait!
I'd start now but it's too late,
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh...
(Chorus)