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Don't fear it's going to rain, dear.
(See what I did there!)

A slow worm sits on a urn and a lion does not sit on a iron

Tots sit on Pots
Mums sit on Bums
Gorillas sit on Pillars

The fairy sits on th Christmas tree,ooh! it hurts says she

Poor old Gran has her bum stuck in a frying pan. My 4yr old DGD sang this in the car on the way to Wales in half term

Fly on a mince pie

Santa sat in pasta

Heffalumps sit on stumps

The Heffalump sat his rump on a stump to eat his Christmas cake
but the Heffalump's rump was too large for that stump and it began to quake.....

Alligators sit on radiators.
Quaggas sit on daggers. (Ouch!)
Antelopes sit on envelopes.
Armadillos sit on pillows.
Turtles sit on kirtles.
Gophers sit on sofas.

Gibbons sit on ribbons

Babies in their bouncers,teenagers with their flounces,the elf on the shelf, all agreed it was time for the Christmas log woof woof agreed the dog!

Santas sleigh lost in the hay

Thrushes sit on bushes...

Children love presents from Santa Claus
but by bedtime parents just want a pause!

Doves that poop on my gloves.

Reindeer sit on keg beer

Birds sit on the stairs.

Emperor moths alight on cloths.

A corncrake sits on a rake (taking a break).

Hornbills sit on windowsills.

A kingfisher sits in a pitcher.

A mantis sits on a clematis, maintaining a distance, and having resistance to having sought to put his thoughts into prayer. But he ought to. Say and pray that is. On the clematis.

bats flit - they dont sit

Cats sit on paper hats and bees they sit on trees.

Honey Bees sit in Tress

Great Danes sit on Trains

A magpie sat on a mince pie.